imheretoravishyou:

The important question is, does the pen-penis write in semen or squirt ink

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Commission info

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The floor is lava!

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

(Source: ahkep)

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serration:

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

i had way too much fun with this

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thesurroundingbeauty:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i:

jawlinesandcheekbones:





#NOT OKAY


get the fuck out, IM CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU

thesurroundingbeauty:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

i-joined-a-fandom-and-then-i:

jawlinesandcheekbones:

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#NOT OKAY

get the fuck out, IM CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU

(Source: oh-teen-posts)

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hittower:

oh my gosh, look at their butts
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hittower:

oh my gosh, look at their butts

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poptarter:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

my dog is literally the biggest idiot

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quasi-normalcy:

herotterness:

jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS
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transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

(Source: arvidabystrom)

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easilyhumored:

but mom, yodeling is my passion

(Source: easilyhumored)

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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mazerunnermovie:

Ready, set, RUN. Click here to get your tickets for The Maze Runner now!

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powerburial:

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

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